{"id":38,"date":"2026-04-12T16:37:47","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T16:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/?p=38"},"modified":"2026-04-12T16:37:48","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T16:37:48","slug":"an-open-letter-to-the-person-who-stole-my-bike-from-4th-and-mission-sf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"An open letter to the person who stole my bike from 4th and Mission, SF"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The way you pulled up and were looking at me, I knew you were going to steal my bike. I still diligently locked with the U-lock, the best of the best, they said. And when I came back at 10:30pm, the bike was gone and I knew it was you! A girl&#8217;s gotta trust her gut and show up gutsy. I even posted on Craigslist asking you to return my bike. I even created a blog that mapped all the stolen bikes of San Francisco. I hope you took good care of the bike and didn&#8217;t sell it for scraps! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope you have gotten out of the addictions you were struggling with. Be a man. Be good. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The way you pulled up and were looking at me, I knew you were going to steal my bike. I still diligently locked with the U-lock, the best of the best, they said. And when I came back at 10:30pm, the bike was gone and I knew it was you! A girl&#8217;s gotta trust her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/?p=38\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An open letter to the person who stole my bike from 4th and Mission, SF&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.zynapte.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}